Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Nick's Ninth Month

Wow, we're finally at the point where he's been around as long as it took to bake him. Once you have kids you can't remember life without kids.

Instead of a plain picture this month, here's a pic of Nick under the piano. He gave up the Nuk for a few months, but I think the impending cutting of teeth led him back to it. (That, and with the PC back in the shop... again... I don't have many pictures to post. Will get them added soon.)

Nick went from rolling to 'storming the beach' to crawling to standing to walking along the furniture in less than a month. We kinda expected a little more time in between stages to prepare for each one. With all the added range of motion, however, comes the collateral damage... to himself. He constantly looks like a bruised tomato with red spots and lumps all over. I swear he has no concept of how large his head is - runs into furniture and cabinets, lifts it under tables, and drops stuff like shampoo bottles on his own head. The re-arranging of furniture to dictate the preferred path has begun.

You'll see in the pictures along with his toybox (which was mine, a gift from my grandparents) there is a rocking horse that was made for me by my great-grandfather. Another hand-me-down but it seems to chew just fine for Nick. There's gotta be some domestic lead paint in that horse. I suppose he can only consume what's left from my gnawing days. He's already so strong he's tipped it over on top of himself more than he's actually rocked in it.


He had a great time at William Robinson's Second Birthday Party, where I witnessed firsthand my son being mobbed like a rockstar by crowds of adoring women (they were all 5 years old or under.) It was quite an entry. They were rubbing his bald head and kissing and hugging him, and he didn't even attempt to resist. My pride grows every day. He was ready to sweep Abigail, who is more than a year older than him, off her feet as he made his grand exit. Sweeping a woman off her feet is all the more of an accomplishment when you can't even walk by yourself (because of inexperience not inebriation, although I know some of you out there who have tried your moves while intoxicated, and it was rarely a pretty sight.)


He loves to tear through the house in exploration on all-fours, and has a familiar pattern. You can tell where he has been without seeing him there - it's like a bread-crumb trail. He tips over the Hemingray (there's a term you young people can Google), kisses himself in the full-length mirror leaving slobber marks, and then drags bedroom slippers (which are soggy when he's done munching them) across the room. Best munching of the month - the Goodyears on my car (which you know are clean and sanitary.) The boy loves women, cars and SportsCenter. And a good bottle now and then. He's just one of the guys.

- Jason

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Nick's Eighth Month

It's been a tough month for blog postings, as my daily laptop is in the shop for a new power switch. Hey, it lasted almost 100 days from new before needing a repair, right? There's my plug for Gateway PC quality.

The little man is crawling like lightning, kneeling, and standing on his own now. He can pull himself up to his feet, only about two weeks after starting to crawl. I had to lower the crib to its lowest level because his mother fears the momentum from his big head will throw him overboard. Referencing the baby books, he's standing about 3 months sooner than I did, so according to his grandfather, that makes him a genius. He should be enrolled in medical school by 15. He crawls under the coffee table and gets stuck, proving that getting into a tight spot is easier than getting out.

At a visit to the doctor last week, he told Nick he wasn't getting enough calories, although he's right at the fiftieth percentile for weight and height. Brandi was concerned that we feed him all he will eat, so how do you get him to take in more calories? The next day, Nick increased his bottles from about 6-7 ounces to 9 ounces. I know the kid doesn't understand English all that well yet, so how did he know the doctor's orders? (Medical school at 13!)

Along the theme of munching everything in site, he's got a habit now of chewing on noses, particularly mine. I think it's his way of giving an affectionate kiss, since his bald white head gets kissed nearly 100 times a day, he's repaying the gesture. This includes a complete stranger at the furniture store today (a little girl about 10 years old asked if she could, and he didn't seem to mind. I'm not going to withhold the experience of an older women from my son.)

He has moved up to a larger car seat now that he tips 20 pounds, and the baby swing has been retired. He hasn't been in the swing for a month anyway - he perferred standing in front of it and pushing it to riding in it. The car seat has an exciting new warning label to read, and is mounted stationary in the Jeep, since he has outgrown the portable seat. His favorite new toy is a set of toy car keys; the keychain beeps like a car alarm, and sounds like a remote starter, among other noises. It's an excellent selection for a little boy - the car starter sounds like a throaty 60's musclecar with dualies and glasspacks. (Everyone reading this blog under the age of 40 just went, huh??) He also has outgrown the baby tub, and sits up in the utility sink for a tubby. Sometimes I feel I treat him like a pet dog, throwing him anything at all as a toy - egg cartons, empty containers, hair brushes... it's all in the name of exploration. At the end of a hard work day, we share a frosty mug - he gets to lick the cold outside, and I get to enjoy what's on the inside.

New videos this time, and I finally have pictures posted here, all from the past two months. Enjoy!

- Jason